Saturday, April 2, 2011

An Atheist in the woods

An atheist was walking through the woods.


"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
He said to himself.


As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look.











































a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.


The man ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left and raising his right paw to strike him.























































At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!".


Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out
of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years,
teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a
cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of
this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"


The atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It
would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat
me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the
BEAR a Christian?"


"Very Well", said the voice.


The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws
together, bowed his head & spoke:























"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."












*we only remeber our God when we are in great need but when our wishes are granted , we tend to forget that he exist we can't even say a simple thank you!




Even once in while please let us contemplate that there is one great being whatever we call it, say thank you !

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